On the night that he and his high-school sweetheart, Cindi, plan to consummate their love, Eugene whacks his head and falls into a coma. Four years later he wakes up to hear that she has since become a centerfold in one of the world's most famous men's magazines, Play Boy!
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September 11, 2009 Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It's so poor that you begin to suspect it's a pastiche.Read in Source
January 01, 2010 The movie's over-use of poop and pee is further evidence of its desperation.Read in Source
September 11, 2009 If this film were as racist as it is sexist (which it very nearly is), it would be a buddy movie about the madcap antics of two Klan members on a lynching spree. Appalling. If we could give it zero out of five, we would.Read in Source
March 19, 2009 Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn't it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?Read in Source
March 16, 2009 The movie's aiming for the drunken college crowd but most of the gags have the nervous, giggly idiocy of two middle-school kids flipping through dad's Playboy.Read in Source
March 16, 2009 Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, '80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed.Read in Source
September 25, 2009 At its best, this lewder, cruder spin on last year's "Sex Drive" has a disarmingly daffy shaggy-dog touch a la "Half-Baked" or "The Brothers Solomon." But by the time a woman enjoys champagne spiked with dog urine, "Miss March" is all turn-offs.Read in Source
March 16, 2009 Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything.Read in Source
September 18, 2009 Some of the lewdest, unfunniest jokes ever made, and at the end one feels in need of a stiff drink, a hot shower and a lesson in selective amnesia.Read in Source
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
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