Stimpson J. Cat, Ren Höek, Stimpy, Archie, Explodey, Jughead, Player, Police officer, Poopy, Producer...
Ren : At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarter...Show more »
Ren : At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy : Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren : Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy : We could make them take the oath!
Ren : Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy : Congratulations...
Ren : Shut up and show them.
Stimpy : I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Stimpy : Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren : Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy : We could make them take the oath!
Ren : Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy : Congratulations...
Ren : Shut up and show them.
Stimpy : I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Stimpy : Happy-happy, joy-joy.
Stimpy : Happy-happy, joy-joy.
Ren : [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know wh...Show more »
Ren : [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!
Stimpy : Easy now...
Ren : [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[starts to cry]
Ren : I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*!
[grabs a toothbrush]
Ren : [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren : Now you've done it! You forced me to use it!
[Brushes his teeth]
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Stimpy : Easy now...
Ren : [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[starts to cry]
Ren : I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*!
[grabs a toothbrush]
Ren : [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren : Now you've done it! You forced me to use it!
[Brushes his teeth]
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Ren : At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good! Welcome to our secr...Show more »
Ren : At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good! Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy : Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale!
Sperm Whale : [At vet's office, clutching stomah] OH GOD! GOD! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
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Stimpy : Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale!
Sperm Whale : [At vet's office, clutching stomah] OH GOD! GOD! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
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[the guys are applying for jobs as firehouse dogs. Ren paints them both with "Dalmatian Paint"] Show more »
[the guys are applying for jobs as firehouse dogs. Ren paints them both with "Dalmatian Paint"]
Ren : Now, what do you see, Stimpy?
Stimpy : Ugly black spots.
Ren : RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid.
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Ren : Now, what do you see, Stimpy?
Stimpy : Ugly black spots.
Ren : RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid.
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Stimpy : Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardles...Show more »
Stimpy : Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardless of their foreign tongue. Go ahead, Ren, say something in Limburger.
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Narrator : How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a...Show more »
Narrator : How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out?
Stimpy : No I can't! Yeagh!
[Pushes button]
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Stimpy : No I can't! Yeagh!
[Pushes button]
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Ren : Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So ...Show more »
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So ...Show more »
Ren : Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So wake him up.
Jasper the Pup : You don't wake up from the *big* sleep.
Ren : The big sleep... THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP!
Stimpy : What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren : ...he's DEAD! DEAD YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE!
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Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So wake him up.
Jasper the Pup : You don't wake up from the *big* sleep.
Ren : The big sleep... THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP!
Stimpy : What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren : ...he's DEAD! DEAD YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE!
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Ren : I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a ...Show more »
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a ...Show more »
Ren : I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy : The usual. I'm having a sock.
Ren : You're giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy : Go ahead. It's yours.
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy : The usual. I'm having a sock.
Ren : You're giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy : Go ahead. It's yours.
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Pixie Stimpy : Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixi...Show more »
Pixi...Show more »
Pixie Stimpy : Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixie Ren : Dew drop dead.
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Pixie Ren : Dew drop dead.
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Stimpy : [singing to the tune of "God Save the Queen"] Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are re...Show more »
Stimpy : [singing to the tune of "God Save the Queen"] Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are really large, and they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them, and our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts. And the buzzards they soar overhead, and poisonous snakes will devour us whole, and our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to...
[bleep]
Stimpy : ...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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[bleep]
Stimpy : ...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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Stimpy : Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Beca...Show more »
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Beca...Show more »
Stimpy : Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Because he's big and stinky.
Ren : Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that! Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?
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Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Because he's big and stinky.
Ren : Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that! Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?
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[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
St...Show more »
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
St...Show more »
[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren : YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren : YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren : Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.<...Show more »
Ren : Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.
Stimpy : Duh, where are we going?
Ren : [to Stimpy] The show's over.
[to Audience]
Ren : See you next time!
Stimpy : Next time? When's that?
Ren : Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy : Pretty soon?
[getting choked up]
Stimpy : How long is that?
Ren : In a little while, man!
Stimpy : [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren : Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy : Blecch!
[resumes crying]
Ren : I know! You can keep yourself busy with this!
[gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy : Oh, joy!
[takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy : [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren : [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy : Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Stimpy : Duh, where are we going?
Ren : [to Stimpy] The show's over.
[to Audience]
Ren : See you next time!
Stimpy : Next time? When's that?
Ren : Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy : Pretty soon?
[getting choked up]
Stimpy : How long is that?
Ren : In a little while, man!
Stimpy : [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren : Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy : Blecch!
[resumes crying]
Ren : I know! You can keep yourself busy with this!
[gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy : Oh, joy!
[takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy : [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren : [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy : Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Ren : Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button;...Show more »
[Stimpy reaches for the button;...Show more »
Ren : Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren : Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy : So what'll happen?
Ren : That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?
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[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren : Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy : So what'll happen?
Ren : That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?
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Ren : All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! ...Show more »
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! ...Show more »
Ren : All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me.
Ren : When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?
Stimpy : All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren : [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
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Stimpy : [crying] I can't! I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me.
Ren : When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?
Stimpy : All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren : [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
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Stimpy : I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren : Really? H...Show more »
Ren : Really? H...Show more »
Stimpy : I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren : Really? How?
Stimpy : You can be the president... of my fan club!
Ren : President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he's the President of the United States]
Ren : [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?
[Pushes "The Button"; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren : [Back to reality] I'll do it!
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Ren : Really? How?
Stimpy : You can be the president... of my fan club!
Ren : President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he's the President of the United States]
Ren : [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?
[Pushes "The Button"; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren : [Back to reality] I'll do it!
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Stimpy : [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren : What EEZ IT, ...Show more »
Ren : What EEZ IT, ...Show more »
Stimpy : [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren : What EEZ IT, man?
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Ren : What EEZ IT, man?
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[Stimpy's nose returns after striking out on it's own]
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you...Show more »
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you...Show more »
[Stimpy's nose returns after striking out on it's own]
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV.
Ren : So we burned it!
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Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV.
Ren : So we burned it!
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Stimpy : [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren : And please give me a million d...Show more »
Ren : And please give me a million d...Show more »
Stimpy : [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren : And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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Ren : And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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Stimpy : [singing like Sinatra] When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most...Show more »
Stimpy : [singing like Sinatra] When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most hits the plate / I like to eat, then re-eat what I ate / That's why my stomach -That's why my stomach, Jack! - that's why my stomach gets a cramp.
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Stimpy : That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout.
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union...Show more »
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union...Show more »
Stimpy : That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout.
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union card]
Ren : Organized ignorance, eh?
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[Takes out his Sidekicks Union card]
Ren : Organized ignorance, eh?
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Anthony's Dad : Making people laugh! Real hard work! I could do that! Listen to this: Why did they b...Show more »
Anthony's Dad : Making people laugh! Real hard work! I could do that! Listen to this: Why did they bury the fireman... behind the hill?
Stimpy : [terrified] I don't know why they buried the fireman behind the hill!
Anthony's Dad : Because he was DEAD!
Stimpy : That wasn't bad, Ren, maybe we could use that.
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Stimpy : [terrified] I don't know why they buried the fireman behind the hill!
Anthony's Dad : Because he was DEAD!
Stimpy : That wasn't bad, Ren, maybe we could use that.
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Stimpy : It's my first Material Possession!
Stimpy : It's my first Material Possession!
Stimpy : Yay! And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn!
Stimpy : Yay! And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn!
Ren : At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarter...Show more »
Ren : At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy : Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren : Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy : We could make them take the oath!
Ren : Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy : Congratulations...
Ren : Shut up and show them.
Stimpy : I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Stimpy : Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren : Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy : We could make them take the oath!
Ren : Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy : Congratulations...
Ren : Shut up and show them.
Stimpy : I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Stimpy : Happy-happy, joy-joy.
Stimpy : Happy-happy, joy-joy.
Ren : [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know wh...Show more »
Ren : [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!
Stimpy : Easy now...
Ren : [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[starts to cry]
Ren : I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*!
[grabs a toothbrush]
Ren : [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren : Now you've done it! You forced me to use it!
[Brushes his teeth]
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Stimpy : Easy now...
Ren : [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[starts to cry]
Ren : I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*!
[grabs a toothbrush]
Ren : [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren : Now you've done it! You forced me to use it!
[Brushes his teeth]
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Ren : At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good! Welcome to our secr...Show more »
Ren : At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good! Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy : Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale!
Sperm Whale : [At vet's office, clutching stomah] OH GOD! GOD! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
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Stimpy : Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale!
Sperm Whale : [At vet's office, clutching stomah] OH GOD! GOD! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
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[the guys are applying for jobs as firehouse dogs. Ren paints them both with "Dalmatian Paint"] Show more »
[the guys are applying for jobs as firehouse dogs. Ren paints them both with "Dalmatian Paint"]
Ren : Now, what do you see, Stimpy?
Stimpy : Ugly black spots.
Ren : RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid.
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Ren : Now, what do you see, Stimpy?
Stimpy : Ugly black spots.
Ren : RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid.
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Stimpy : Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardles...Show more »
Stimpy : Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardless of their foreign tongue. Go ahead, Ren, say something in Limburger.
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Narrator : How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a...Show more »
Narrator : How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out?
Stimpy : No I can't! Yeagh!
[Pushes button]
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Stimpy : No I can't! Yeagh!
[Pushes button]
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Ren : Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So ...Show more »
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So ...Show more »
Ren : Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So wake him up.
Jasper the Pup : You don't wake up from the *big* sleep.
Ren : The big sleep... THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP!
Stimpy : What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren : ...he's DEAD! DEAD YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE!
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Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So wake him up.
Jasper the Pup : You don't wake up from the *big* sleep.
Ren : The big sleep... THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP!
Stimpy : What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren : ...he's DEAD! DEAD YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE!
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Ren : I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a ...Show more »
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a ...Show more »
Ren : I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy : The usual. I'm having a sock.
Ren : You're giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy : Go ahead. It's yours.
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy : The usual. I'm having a sock.
Ren : You're giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy : Go ahead. It's yours.
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Pixie Stimpy : Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixi...Show more »
Pixi...Show more »
Pixie Stimpy : Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixie Ren : Dew drop dead.
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Pixie Ren : Dew drop dead.
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Stimpy : [singing to the tune of "God Save the Queen"] Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are re...Show more »
Stimpy : [singing to the tune of "God Save the Queen"] Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are really large, and they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them, and our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts. And the buzzards they soar overhead, and poisonous snakes will devour us whole, and our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to...
[bleep]
Stimpy : ...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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[bleep]
Stimpy : ...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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Stimpy : Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Beca...Show more »
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Beca...Show more »
Stimpy : Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Because he's big and stinky.
Ren : Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that! Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?
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Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Because he's big and stinky.
Ren : Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that! Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?
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[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
St...Show more »
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
St...Show more »
[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren : YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren : YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren : Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.<...Show more »
Ren : Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.
Stimpy : Duh, where are we going?
Ren : [to Stimpy] The show's over.
[to Audience]
Ren : See you next time!
Stimpy : Next time? When's that?
Ren : Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy : Pretty soon?
[getting choked up]
Stimpy : How long is that?
Ren : In a little while, man!
Stimpy : [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren : Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy : Blecch!
[resumes crying]
Ren : I know! You can keep yourself busy with this!
[gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy : Oh, joy!
[takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy : [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren : [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy : Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Stimpy : Duh, where are we going?
Ren : [to Stimpy] The show's over.
[to Audience]
Ren : See you next time!
Stimpy : Next time? When's that?
Ren : Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy : Pretty soon?
[getting choked up]
Stimpy : How long is that?
Ren : In a little while, man!
Stimpy : [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren : Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy : Blecch!
[resumes crying]
Ren : I know! You can keep yourself busy with this!
[gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy : Oh, joy!
[takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy : [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren : [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy : Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Ren : Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button;...Show more »
[Stimpy reaches for the button;...Show more »
Ren : Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren : Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy : So what'll happen?
Ren : That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?
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[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren : Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy : So what'll happen?
Ren : That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?
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Ren : All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! ...Show more »
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! ...Show more »
Ren : All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me.
Ren : When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?
Stimpy : All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren : [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
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Stimpy : [crying] I can't! I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me.
Ren : When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?
Stimpy : All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren : [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
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Stimpy : I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren : Really? H...Show more »
Ren : Really? H...Show more »
Stimpy : I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren : Really? How?
Stimpy : You can be the president... of my fan club!
Ren : President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he's the President of the United States]
Ren : [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?
[Pushes "The Button"; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren : [Back to reality] I'll do it!
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Ren : Really? How?
Stimpy : You can be the president... of my fan club!
Ren : President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he's the President of the United States]
Ren : [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?
[Pushes "The Button"; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren : [Back to reality] I'll do it!
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Stimpy : [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren : What EEZ IT, ...Show more »
Ren : What EEZ IT, ...Show more »
Stimpy : [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren : What EEZ IT, man?
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Ren : What EEZ IT, man?
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[Stimpy's nose returns after striking out on it's own]
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you...Show more »
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you...Show more »
[Stimpy's nose returns after striking out on it's own]
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV.
Ren : So we burned it!
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Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV.
Ren : So we burned it!
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Stimpy : [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren : And please give me a million d...Show more »
Ren : And please give me a million d...Show more »
Stimpy : [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren : And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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Ren : And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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Stimpy : [singing like Sinatra] When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most...Show more »
Stimpy : [singing like Sinatra] When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most hits the plate / I like to eat, then re-eat what I ate / That's why my stomach -That's why my stomach, Jack! - that's why my stomach gets a cramp.
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Stimpy : That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout.
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union...Show more »
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union...Show more »
Stimpy : That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout.
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union card]
Ren : Organized ignorance, eh?
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[Takes out his Sidekicks Union card]
Ren : Organized ignorance, eh?
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Anthony's Dad : Making people laugh! Real hard work! I could do that! Listen to this: Why did they b...Show more »
Anthony's Dad : Making people laugh! Real hard work! I could do that! Listen to this: Why did they bury the fireman... behind the hill?
Stimpy : [terrified] I don't know why they buried the fireman behind the hill!
Anthony's Dad : Because he was DEAD!
Stimpy : That wasn't bad, Ren, maybe we could use that.
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Stimpy : [terrified] I don't know why they buried the fireman behind the hill!
Anthony's Dad : Because he was DEAD!
Stimpy : That wasn't bad, Ren, maybe we could use that.
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Stimpy : It's my first Material Possession!
Stimpy : It's my first Material Possession!
Stimpy : Yay! And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn!
Stimpy : Yay! And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn!
Ren : At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarter...Show more »
Ren : At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy : Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren : Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy : We could make them take the oath!
Ren : Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy : Congratulations...
Ren : Shut up and show them.
Stimpy : I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Stimpy : Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren : Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy : We could make them take the oath!
Ren : Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy : Congratulations...
Ren : Shut up and show them.
Stimpy : I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Stimpy : Happy-happy, joy-joy.
Stimpy : Happy-happy, joy-joy.
Ren : [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know wh...Show more »
Ren : [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!
Stimpy : Easy now...
Ren : [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[starts to cry]
Ren : I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*!
[grabs a toothbrush]
Ren : [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren : Now you've done it! You forced me to use it!
[Brushes his teeth]
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Stimpy : Easy now...
Ren : [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[starts to cry]
Ren : I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*!
[grabs a toothbrush]
Ren : [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren : Now you've done it! You forced me to use it!
[Brushes his teeth]
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Ren : At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good! Welcome to our secr...Show more »
Ren : At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good! Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy : Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale!
Sperm Whale : [At vet's office, clutching stomah] OH GOD! GOD! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
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Stimpy : Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale!
Sperm Whale : [At vet's office, clutching stomah] OH GOD! GOD! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
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[the guys are applying for jobs as firehouse dogs. Ren paints them both with "Dalmatian Paint"] Show more »
[the guys are applying for jobs as firehouse dogs. Ren paints them both with "Dalmatian Paint"]
Ren : Now, what do you see, Stimpy?
Stimpy : Ugly black spots.
Ren : RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid.
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Ren : Now, what do you see, Stimpy?
Stimpy : Ugly black spots.
Ren : RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid.
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Stimpy : Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardles...Show more »
Stimpy : Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardless of their foreign tongue. Go ahead, Ren, say something in Limburger.
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Narrator : How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a...Show more »
Narrator : How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out?
Stimpy : No I can't! Yeagh!
[Pushes button]
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Stimpy : No I can't! Yeagh!
[Pushes button]
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Ren : Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So ...Show more »
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So ...Show more »
Ren : Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So wake him up.
Jasper the Pup : You don't wake up from the *big* sleep.
Ren : The big sleep... THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP!
Stimpy : What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren : ...he's DEAD! DEAD YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE!
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Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So wake him up.
Jasper the Pup : You don't wake up from the *big* sleep.
Ren : The big sleep... THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP!
Stimpy : What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren : ...he's DEAD! DEAD YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE!
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Ren : I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a ...Show more »
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a ...Show more »
Ren : I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy : The usual. I'm having a sock.
Ren : You're giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy : Go ahead. It's yours.
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy : The usual. I'm having a sock.
Ren : You're giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy : Go ahead. It's yours.
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Pixie Stimpy : Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixi...Show more »
Pixi...Show more »
Pixie Stimpy : Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixie Ren : Dew drop dead.
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Pixie Ren : Dew drop dead.
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Stimpy : [singing to the tune of "God Save the Queen"] Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are re...Show more »
Stimpy : [singing to the tune of "God Save the Queen"] Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are really large, and they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them, and our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts. And the buzzards they soar overhead, and poisonous snakes will devour us whole, and our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to...
[bleep]
Stimpy : ...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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[bleep]
Stimpy : ...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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Stimpy : Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Beca...Show more »
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Beca...Show more »
Stimpy : Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Because he's big and stinky.
Ren : Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that! Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?
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Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Because he's big and stinky.
Ren : Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that! Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?
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[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
St...Show more »
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
St...Show more »
[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren : YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren : YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren : Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.<...Show more »
Ren : Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.
Stimpy : Duh, where are we going?
Ren : [to Stimpy] The show's over.
[to Audience]
Ren : See you next time!
Stimpy : Next time? When's that?
Ren : Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy : Pretty soon?
[getting choked up]
Stimpy : How long is that?
Ren : In a little while, man!
Stimpy : [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren : Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy : Blecch!
[resumes crying]
Ren : I know! You can keep yourself busy with this!
[gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy : Oh, joy!
[takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy : [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren : [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy : Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Stimpy : Duh, where are we going?
Ren : [to Stimpy] The show's over.
[to Audience]
Ren : See you next time!
Stimpy : Next time? When's that?
Ren : Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy : Pretty soon?
[getting choked up]
Stimpy : How long is that?
Ren : In a little while, man!
Stimpy : [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren : Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy : Blecch!
[resumes crying]
Ren : I know! You can keep yourself busy with this!
[gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy : Oh, joy!
[takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy : [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren : [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy : Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Ren : Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button;...Show more »
[Stimpy reaches for the button;...Show more »
Ren : Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren : Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy : So what'll happen?
Ren : That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?
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[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren : Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy : So what'll happen?
Ren : That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?
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Ren : All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! ...Show more »
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! ...Show more »
Ren : All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me.
Ren : When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?
Stimpy : All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren : [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
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Stimpy : [crying] I can't! I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me.
Ren : When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?
Stimpy : All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren : [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
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Stimpy : I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren : Really? H...Show more »
Ren : Really? H...Show more »
Stimpy : I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren : Really? How?
Stimpy : You can be the president... of my fan club!
Ren : President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he's the President of the United States]
Ren : [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?
[Pushes "The Button"; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren : [Back to reality] I'll do it!
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Ren : Really? How?
Stimpy : You can be the president... of my fan club!
Ren : President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he's the President of the United States]
Ren : [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?
[Pushes "The Button"; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren : [Back to reality] I'll do it!
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Stimpy : [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren : What EEZ IT, ...Show more »
Ren : What EEZ IT, ...Show more »
Stimpy : [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren : What EEZ IT, man?
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Ren : What EEZ IT, man?
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[Stimpy's nose returns after striking out on it's own]
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you...Show more »
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you...Show more »
[Stimpy's nose returns after striking out on it's own]
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV.
Ren : So we burned it!
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Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV.
Ren : So we burned it!
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Stimpy : [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren : And please give me a million d...Show more »
Ren : And please give me a million d...Show more »
Stimpy : [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren : And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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Ren : And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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Stimpy : [singing like Sinatra] When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most...Show more »
Stimpy : [singing like Sinatra] When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most hits the plate / I like to eat, then re-eat what I ate / That's why my stomach -That's why my stomach, Jack! - that's why my stomach gets a cramp.
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Stimpy : That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout.
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union...Show more »
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union...Show more »
Stimpy : That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout.
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union card]
Ren : Organized ignorance, eh?
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[Takes out his Sidekicks Union card]
Ren : Organized ignorance, eh?
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Anthony's Dad : Making people laugh! Real hard work! I could do that! Listen to this: Why did they b...Show more »
Anthony's Dad : Making people laugh! Real hard work! I could do that! Listen to this: Why did they bury the fireman... behind the hill?
Stimpy : [terrified] I don't know why they buried the fireman behind the hill!
Anthony's Dad : Because he was DEAD!
Stimpy : That wasn't bad, Ren, maybe we could use that.
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Stimpy : [terrified] I don't know why they buried the fireman behind the hill!
Anthony's Dad : Because he was DEAD!
Stimpy : That wasn't bad, Ren, maybe we could use that.
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Stimpy : It's my first Material Possession!
Stimpy : It's my first Material Possession!
Stimpy : Yay! And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn!
Stimpy : Yay! And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn!
Ren : At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarter...Show more »
Ren : At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy : Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren : Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy : We could make them take the oath!
Ren : Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy : Congratulations...
Ren : Shut up and show them.
Stimpy : I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Stimpy : Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren : Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy : We could make them take the oath!
Ren : Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy : Congratulations...
Ren : Shut up and show them.
Stimpy : I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Stimpy : Happy-happy, joy-joy.
Stimpy : Happy-happy, joy-joy.
Ren : [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know wh...Show more »
Ren : [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!
Stimpy : Easy now...
Ren : [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[starts to cry]
Ren : I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*!
[grabs a toothbrush]
Ren : [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren : Now you've done it! You forced me to use it!
[Brushes his teeth]
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Stimpy : Easy now...
Ren : [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[starts to cry]
Ren : I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*!
[grabs a toothbrush]
Ren : [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren : Now you've done it! You forced me to use it!
[Brushes his teeth]
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Ren : At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good! Welcome to our secr...Show more »
Ren : At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good! Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy : Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale!
Sperm Whale : [At vet's office, clutching stomah] OH GOD! GOD! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
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Stimpy : Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale!
Sperm Whale : [At vet's office, clutching stomah] OH GOD! GOD! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
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[the guys are applying for jobs as firehouse dogs. Ren paints them both with "Dalmatian Paint"] Show more »
[the guys are applying for jobs as firehouse dogs. Ren paints them both with "Dalmatian Paint"]
Ren : Now, what do you see, Stimpy?
Stimpy : Ugly black spots.
Ren : RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid.
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Ren : Now, what do you see, Stimpy?
Stimpy : Ugly black spots.
Ren : RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid.
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Stimpy : Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardles...Show more »
Stimpy : Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardless of their foreign tongue. Go ahead, Ren, say something in Limburger.
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Narrator : How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a...Show more »
Narrator : How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out?
Stimpy : No I can't! Yeagh!
[Pushes button]
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Stimpy : No I can't! Yeagh!
[Pushes button]
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Ren : Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So ...Show more »
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So ...Show more »
Ren : Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So wake him up.
Jasper the Pup : You don't wake up from the *big* sleep.
Ren : The big sleep... THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP!
Stimpy : What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren : ...he's DEAD! DEAD YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE!
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Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So wake him up.
Jasper the Pup : You don't wake up from the *big* sleep.
Ren : The big sleep... THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP!
Stimpy : What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren : ...he's DEAD! DEAD YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE!
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Ren : I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a ...Show more »
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a ...Show more »
Ren : I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy : The usual. I'm having a sock.
Ren : You're giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy : Go ahead. It's yours.
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy : The usual. I'm having a sock.
Ren : You're giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy : Go ahead. It's yours.
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Pixie Stimpy : Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixi...Show more »
Pixi...Show more »
Pixie Stimpy : Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixie Ren : Dew drop dead.
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Pixie Ren : Dew drop dead.
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Stimpy : [singing to the tune of "God Save the Queen"] Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are re...Show more »
Stimpy : [singing to the tune of "God Save the Queen"] Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are really large, and they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them, and our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts. And the buzzards they soar overhead, and poisonous snakes will devour us whole, and our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to...
[bleep]
Stimpy : ...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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[bleep]
Stimpy : ...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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Stimpy : Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Beca...Show more »
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Beca...Show more »
Stimpy : Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Because he's big and stinky.
Ren : Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that! Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?
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Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Because he's big and stinky.
Ren : Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that! Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?
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[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
St...Show more »
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
St...Show more »
[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren : YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren : YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren : Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.<...Show more »
Ren : Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.
Stimpy : Duh, where are we going?
Ren : [to Stimpy] The show's over.
[to Audience]
Ren : See you next time!
Stimpy : Next time? When's that?
Ren : Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy : Pretty soon?
[getting choked up]
Stimpy : How long is that?
Ren : In a little while, man!
Stimpy : [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren : Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy : Blecch!
[resumes crying]
Ren : I know! You can keep yourself busy with this!
[gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy : Oh, joy!
[takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy : [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren : [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy : Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Stimpy : Duh, where are we going?
Ren : [to Stimpy] The show's over.
[to Audience]
Ren : See you next time!
Stimpy : Next time? When's that?
Ren : Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy : Pretty soon?
[getting choked up]
Stimpy : How long is that?
Ren : In a little while, man!
Stimpy : [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren : Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy : Blecch!
[resumes crying]
Ren : I know! You can keep yourself busy with this!
[gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy : Oh, joy!
[takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy : [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren : [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy : Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Ren : Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button;...Show more »
[Stimpy reaches for the button;...Show more »
Ren : Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren : Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy : So what'll happen?
Ren : That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?
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[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren : Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy : So what'll happen?
Ren : That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?
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Ren : All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! ...Show more »
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! ...Show more »
Ren : All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me.
Ren : When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?
Stimpy : All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren : [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
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Stimpy : [crying] I can't! I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me.
Ren : When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?
Stimpy : All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren : [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
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Stimpy : I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren : Really? H...Show more »
Ren : Really? H...Show more »
Stimpy : I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren : Really? How?
Stimpy : You can be the president... of my fan club!
Ren : President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he's the President of the United States]
Ren : [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?
[Pushes "The Button"; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren : [Back to reality] I'll do it!
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Ren : Really? How?
Stimpy : You can be the president... of my fan club!
Ren : President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he's the President of the United States]
Ren : [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?
[Pushes "The Button"; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren : [Back to reality] I'll do it!
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Stimpy : [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren : What EEZ IT, ...Show more »
Ren : What EEZ IT, ...Show more »
Stimpy : [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren : What EEZ IT, man?
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Ren : What EEZ IT, man?
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[Stimpy's nose returns after striking out on it's own]
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you...Show more »
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you...Show more »
[Stimpy's nose returns after striking out on it's own]
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV.
Ren : So we burned it!
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Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV.
Ren : So we burned it!
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Stimpy : [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren : And please give me a million d...Show more »
Ren : And please give me a million d...Show more »
Stimpy : [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren : And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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Ren : And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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Stimpy : [singing like Sinatra] When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most...Show more »
Stimpy : [singing like Sinatra] When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most hits the plate / I like to eat, then re-eat what I ate / That's why my stomach -That's why my stomach, Jack! - that's why my stomach gets a cramp.
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Stimpy : That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout.
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union...Show more »
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union...Show more »
Stimpy : That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout.
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union card]
Ren : Organized ignorance, eh?
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[Takes out his Sidekicks Union card]
Ren : Organized ignorance, eh?
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Anthony's Dad : Making people laugh! Real hard work! I could do that! Listen to this: Why did they b...Show more »
Anthony's Dad : Making people laugh! Real hard work! I could do that! Listen to this: Why did they bury the fireman... behind the hill?
Stimpy : [terrified] I don't know why they buried the fireman behind the hill!
Anthony's Dad : Because he was DEAD!
Stimpy : That wasn't bad, Ren, maybe we could use that.
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Stimpy : [terrified] I don't know why they buried the fireman behind the hill!
Anthony's Dad : Because he was DEAD!
Stimpy : That wasn't bad, Ren, maybe we could use that.
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Stimpy : It's my first Material Possession!
Stimpy : It's my first Material Possession!
Stimpy : Yay! And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn!
Stimpy : Yay! And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn!
Ren : At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarter...Show more »
Ren : At last I have control of your TV set. Are you receiving me? Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy : Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren : Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy : We could make them take the oath!
Ren : Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy : Congratulations...
Ren : Shut up and show them.
Stimpy : I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Stimpy : Thousands of miles beneath the earth's crust.
Ren : Shut up you fool! How do we know we can trust them?
Stimpy : We could make them take the oath!
Ren : Perfect! The oath! Put your hand on the TV screen and repeat after me. I do hereby promise only to watch the Ren and Stimpy show. To make underleg noises during the good scenes. To wear unwashed Lederhosen every single day of the rest of my life! That's it, you're in our secret club! Alright Stimpy, they're OK. Show them the stuff.
Stimpy : Congratulations...
Ren : Shut up and show them.
Stimpy : I'm showing them, I'm showing them. OK kids, its time for a secret cartoon!
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Stimpy : Happy-happy, joy-joy.
Stimpy : Happy-happy, joy-joy.
Ren : [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know wh...Show more »
Ren : [afflicted with Space Madness and holding a bar of soap he's been chewing] Oh, no! I know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!
Stimpy : Easy now...
Ren : [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[starts to cry]
Ren : I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*!
[grabs a toothbrush]
Ren : [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren : Now you've done it! You forced me to use it!
[Brushes his teeth]
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Stimpy : Easy now...
Ren : [shouts] No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[starts to cry]
Ren : I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child. People... always trying to take it from me... why... won't they leave me... *alone*!
[grabs a toothbrush]
Ren : [shouts] Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning you! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy takes one more step]
Ren : Now you've done it! You forced me to use it!
[Brushes his teeth]
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Ren : At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good! Welcome to our secr...Show more »
Ren : At last I have control of your T.V. set. Is you're mother there? No? Good! Welcome to our secret headquarters.
Stimpy : Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale!
Sperm Whale : [At vet's office, clutching stomah] OH GOD! GOD! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
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Stimpy : Deep inside the lower intestine of a sperm whale!
Sperm Whale : [At vet's office, clutching stomah] OH GOD! GOD! I CAN'T STAND IT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
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[the guys are applying for jobs as firehouse dogs. Ren paints them both with "Dalmatian Paint"] Show more »
[the guys are applying for jobs as firehouse dogs. Ren paints them both with "Dalmatian Paint"]
Ren : Now, what do you see, Stimpy?
Stimpy : Ugly black spots.
Ren : RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid.
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Ren : Now, what do you see, Stimpy?
Stimpy : Ugly black spots.
Ren : RIGHT. Now shut up and look stupid.
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Stimpy : Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardles...Show more »
Stimpy : Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardless of their foreign tongue. Go ahead, Ren, say something in Limburger.
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Narrator : How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a...Show more »
Narrator : How can he possibly resist the maddening urge to erradicate history at the mere push of a single button? The beautiful, shiny button? The jolly, candy-like button? Will he hold out, folks? Can he hold out?
Stimpy : No I can't! Yeagh!
[Pushes button]
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Stimpy : No I can't! Yeagh!
[Pushes button]
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Ren : Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So ...Show more »
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So ...Show more »
Ren : Hey, Jasper. Where's Phil?
Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So wake him up.
Jasper the Pup : You don't wake up from the *big* sleep.
Ren : The big sleep... THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP!
Stimpy : What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren : ...he's DEAD! DEAD YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE!
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Jasper the Pup : I told you, they put him to sleep.
Ren : So wake him up.
Jasper the Pup : You don't wake up from the *big* sleep.
Ren : The big sleep... THE BIG SLEEP? THE BIG SLEEP! THE BIG SLEEP!
Stimpy : What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren : ...he's DEAD! DEAD YOU EEDIOT! YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS? JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF 'ERE!
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Ren : I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a ...Show more »
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a ...Show more »
Ren : I'm so hungry I can't stand it. What are we having?
Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy : The usual. I'm having a sock.
Ren : You're giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy : Go ahead. It's yours.
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Stimpy : Ta-da!
Ren : A can! Wait a minute. What are you having?
Stimpy : The usual. I'm having a sock.
Ren : You're giving *me* the can? Are you sure?
Stimpy : Go ahead. It's yours.
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Pixie Stimpy : Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixi...Show more »
Pixi...Show more »
Pixie Stimpy : Hey Ren, you ready for another day of back-breaking labor, kissing dew drops?
Pixie Ren : Dew drop dead.
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Pixie Ren : Dew drop dead.
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Stimpy : [singing to the tune of "God Save the Queen"] Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are re...Show more »
Stimpy : [singing to the tune of "God Save the Queen"] Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are really large, and they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them, and our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts. And the buzzards they soar overhead, and poisonous snakes will devour us whole, and our bones will bleach in the sun. And we will probably go to...
[bleep]
Stimpy : ...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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[bleep]
Stimpy : ...and that is our great reward for being the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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Stimpy : Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Beca...Show more »
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Beca...Show more »
Stimpy : Hey, Ren, this horse reminds me of your Uncle Eddie.
Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Because he's big and stinky.
Ren : Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that! Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?
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Ren : Why is that?
Stimpy : Because he's big and stinky.
Ren : Hey, you shouldn't say mean things like that! Didn't you ever consider that this horse might have feelings?
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[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
St...Show more »
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
St...Show more »
[Stimpy puts the Happy Helmut on Ren]
Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren : YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren : [panicky] 'ey! What iz this? Get it off me!
Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmut, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control, and I use this button to control how happy you are.
Ren : YOU, SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
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Ren : Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.<...Show more »
Ren : Boy, Stimpy... we sure had fun today, didn't we? So long, kids! Come on, Stimpy, say goodbye.
Stimpy : Duh, where are we going?
Ren : [to Stimpy] The show's over.
[to Audience]
Ren : See you next time!
Stimpy : Next time? When's that?
Ren : Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy : Pretty soon?
[getting choked up]
Stimpy : How long is that?
Ren : In a little while, man!
Stimpy : [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren : Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy : Blecch!
[resumes crying]
Ren : I know! You can keep yourself busy with this!
[gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy : Oh, joy!
[takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy : [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren : [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy : Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Stimpy : Duh, where are we going?
Ren : [to Stimpy] The show's over.
[to Audience]
Ren : See you next time!
Stimpy : Next time? When's that?
Ren : Pretty soon. Don't worry.
Stimpy : Pretty soon?
[getting choked up]
Stimpy : How long is that?
Ren : In a little while, man!
Stimpy : [crying] A little while? What'll we do 'til then?
Ren : Why, you could shave your yak... or eat olive loaf!
Stimpy : Blecch!
[resumes crying]
Ren : I know! You can keep yourself busy with this!
[gives Stimpy a bag of Gritty Kitty Litter]
Stimpy : Oh, joy!
[takes the bag and runs off-screen]
Stimpy : [bag-tearing and litter-crunching noises are heard]
Ren : [getting pelted with clumps of litter] Eh... goodbye, folks!
Stimpy : Duh, goodbye, folks!
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Ren : Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button;...Show more »
[Stimpy reaches for the button;...Show more »
Ren : Now listen, Cadet. I've got a job for you. See this button?
[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren : Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy : So what'll happen?
Ren : That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?
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[Stimpy reaches for the button; Ren slaps his hand away]
Ren : Don't touch it! It's the History Eraser button, you fool!
Stimpy : So what'll happen?
Ren : That's just it. We don't know. Maybe something bad, maybe something good. I guess we'll never know, 'cause you're going to guard it. You won't touch it, will you?
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Ren : All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! ...Show more »
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! ...Show more »
Ren : All right, Stimpy. He's got us. Give him back the five bucks.
Stimpy : [crying] I can't! I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me.
Ren : When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?
Stimpy : All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren : [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
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Stimpy : [crying] I can't! I've been bad, Ren. You'll smack me.
Ren : When have I ever? Now go ahead. Tell me what's wrong?
Stimpy : All this talk about eating made me hungry. I ate the five bucks.
Ren : [Slaps Stimpy] You stupid idiot! You filthy worm! You bloated sack!
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Stimpy : I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren : Really? H...Show more »
Ren : Really? H...Show more »
Stimpy : I know how you can be important. I know how you can be really important.
Ren : Really? How?
Stimpy : You can be the president... of my fan club!
Ren : President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he's the President of the United States]
Ren : [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?
[Pushes "The Button"; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren : [Back to reality] I'll do it!
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Ren : Really? How?
Stimpy : You can be the president... of my fan club!
Ren : President? Wow! President.
[Ren imagines he's the President of the United States]
Ren : [Screaming on the phone] What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?
[Pushes "The Button"; A loud explosion blows up a chunk of the world; Ren laughs maniacally]
Ren : [Back to reality] I'll do it!
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Stimpy : [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren : What EEZ IT, ...Show more »
Ren : What EEZ IT, ...Show more »
Stimpy : [Stimpy rapidly pokes at Ren's shoulder while he sleeps] Ren? Ren?
Ren : What EEZ IT, man?
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Ren : What EEZ IT, man?
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[Stimpy's nose returns after striking out on it's own]
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you...Show more »
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you...Show more »
[Stimpy's nose returns after striking out on it's own]
Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV.
Ren : So we burned it!
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Stimpy : Nosey, Nosey, Nosey! We saw you on TV.
Ren : So we burned it!
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Stimpy : [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren : And please give me a million d...Show more »
Ren : And please give me a million d...Show more »
Stimpy : [praying] And please bless Grandma and Grandpa...
Ren : And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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Ren : And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock and, oh yeah, huge pectoral muscles.
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Stimpy : [singing like Sinatra] When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most...Show more »
Stimpy : [singing like Sinatra] When I eat too much, I regurgitate / Some hits the table, but most hits the plate / I like to eat, then re-eat what I ate / That's why my stomach -That's why my stomach, Jack! - that's why my stomach gets a cramp.
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Stimpy : That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout.
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union...Show more »
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union...Show more »
Stimpy : That was the union, Local 6-7/8s, and we're on a walkout.
[Takes out his Sidekicks Union card]
Ren : Organized ignorance, eh?
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[Takes out his Sidekicks Union card]
Ren : Organized ignorance, eh?
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Anthony's Dad : Making people laugh! Real hard work! I could do that! Listen to this: Why did they b...Show more »
Anthony's Dad : Making people laugh! Real hard work! I could do that! Listen to this: Why did they bury the fireman... behind the hill?
Stimpy : [terrified] I don't know why they buried the fireman behind the hill!
Anthony's Dad : Because he was DEAD!
Stimpy : That wasn't bad, Ren, maybe we could use that.
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Stimpy : [terrified] I don't know why they buried the fireman behind the hill!
Anthony's Dad : Because he was DEAD!
Stimpy : That wasn't bad, Ren, maybe we could use that.
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Stimpy : It's my first Material Possession!
Stimpy : It's my first Material Possession!
Stimpy : Yay! And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn!
Stimpy : Yay! And it's Carmelly Carmelly Carmel Corn!
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Annabelle: Creation
IMDb: 7
2017
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...