Maj. Frank Burns
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
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Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
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Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
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Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
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Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
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Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
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Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
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Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
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Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
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Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
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Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
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Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
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[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
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Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
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Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
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Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
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Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
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Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
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Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
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Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
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Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
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Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
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Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
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Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
Show less «
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Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
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Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
...Show more »
...Show more »
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
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Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
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Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
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Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
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Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
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Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
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Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
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[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
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Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
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Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
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Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
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Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
...Show more »
...Show more »
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
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Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
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Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
...Show more »
...Show more »
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
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Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
...Show more »
...Show more »
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
...Show more »
...Show more »
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
...Show more »
...Show more »
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
...Show more »
...Show more »
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
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Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
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Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
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Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
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Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
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Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
...Show more »
...Show more »
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
...Show more »
...Show more »
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : This is the last straw!
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Hawkeye : Remind me to order more straws.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Hawkeye : You're only off by two letters.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : It's nice to be nice... to the nice.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Radar : Just your guts, sir.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.Show more »
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Frank Burns : Klinger, how dare you wear that hat while in uniform?
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Klinger : It's spring, sir.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-w...Show more »
Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.
B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.
Show less «
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans,...Show more »
Frank Burns : It's the way these yellow devils think. It's burned into their brains. Kill Americans, kill, kill. They don't respect human life the way we do. I'd like to take him out and shoot him.
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
...Show more »
...Show more »
Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure o...Show more »
Frank Burns : I love it here.
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Col. Potter : Either you or Klinger is nuts. Now I have to figure out which one.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to w...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
Show less «
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
...Show more »
[South Koreans are being taught to speak English]
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Frank Burns : We're making real progress.
Hawkeye : I can tell. You have a Korean accent.
Show less «
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the com...Show more »
Radar : Sir, I was just crossing the compound when...
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I have no interest in the compound.
Klinger : He has no compound-interest.
Show less «
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten pe...Show more »
Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank Burns : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
Frank Burns : My pores won't close.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.Show more »
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Frank Burns : I wonder if I can say something useful?
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Trapper : I often wonder that too, Frank.
Show less «
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys ...Show more »
Frank Burns : I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot?
Show less «
Show less «
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : Courage is something you shouldn't be afraid to have.
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I kn...Show more »
Frank Burns : You disgust me!
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Hawkeye : You're right, Frank... I discussed you with everyone I know and we all find you disgusting.
Show less «
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : All right, where's my razor?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Hawkeye : Been shaving your legs again, Frank?
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we ple...Show more »
Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]
Show less «
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *paga...Show more »
Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
Show less «
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Annabelle: Creation
IMDb: 7
2017
109 min
Country: United States
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Mystery
Twelve years after the tragic death of their little girl, a dollmaker and his wife welcome a nun and several girls from a shuttered orphanage into ...
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